2009 Draft Order - Results of first 9 rounds
EJ:
Word. I have a hand-cranked bingo machine with little balls. We could give everyone a number, and then assign draft order based on what number comes out of the bingo roller. Example.
“We’re now spinning for the Twelve spot. And it goes to…# 6. Who has # 6? Ha, ha, T-bone… Next, we’re spinning for the Eleven spot. And it’s…#11. Who has #11?”
Etc. It’s live, it’s audience participation, and we could certainly involve some wives as assistants, spinners, etc., so there’s no accusations of The Fix.
Whatcha think?
Which gave us:
12. EJ. (ahh, not rigging ur own bingo machine)
11. Brad
10. Tbone
9. Ryan
8. Thad
7. Kevin G
6. Keith
5. Dan
4. MJ
3. Michael. (at table 11 as I write this)
2. Kevin K
1. Ricci. (with the 5th base selection)
Round 1
1. Adrian Peterson Maximum Rela...
2. Matt Forte Paying Other...
3. Maurice Jones-Drew WhoWasThatAt...
4. Michael Turner LA Gangstas
5. Steven Jackson Dependable D...
6. DeAngelo Williams Seahorse Rattle
7. Andre Johnson Lost Wolf
8. Brandon Jacobs Bowtie Beatdown
9. Larry Fitzgerald Super Hotlanta
10. Drew Brees Smallest Coc...
11. Chris Johnson Martz-Free Zone
12. Randy Moss Suitcase=Pansy
Round 2
1. Brian Westbrook Suitcase=Pansy
2. Frank Gore Martz-Free Zone
3. Clinton Portis Smallest Coc...
4. LaDainian Tomlinson Super Hotlanta
5. Calvin Johnson Bowtie Beatdown
6. Steve Smith Lost Wolf
7. Steve Slaton Seahorse Rattle
8. Ronnie Brown Dependable D...
9. Marion Barber LA Gangstas
10. Ryan Grant WhoWasThatAt...
11. Kevin Smith Paying Other...
12. Roddy White Maximum Rela...
Round 3
1. Wes Welker Maximum Rela...
2. Anquan Boldin Paying Other...
3. Tom Brady WhoWasThatAt...
4. Peyton Manning LA Gangstas
5. Darren McFadden Dependable D...
6. Greg Jennings Seahorse Rattle
7. Jason Witten Lost Wolf
8. Aaron Rodgers Bowtie Beatdown
9. Reggie Wayne Super Hotlanta
10. Pierre Thomas Smallest Coc...
11. Terrell Owens Martz-Free Zone
12. Philip Rivers Suitcase=Pansy
Round 4
1. Thomas Jones Suitcase=Pansy
2. Kurt Warner Martz-Free Zone
3. Marques Colston Smallest Coc...
4. Dwayne Bowe Super Hotlanta
5. Antonio Gates Bowtie Beatdown
6. Ray Rice Lost Wolf
7. Donovan McNabb Seahorse Rattle
8. Chad Ochocinco Dependable D...
9. T.J. Houshmandzadeh LA Gangstas
10. Tony Gonzalez WhoWasThatAt...
11. Marshawn Lynch Paying Other...
12. Reggie Bush Maximum Rela...
Round 5
1. Tony Romo Maximum Rela...
2. Roy Williams Paying Other...
3. Anthony Gonzalez WhoWasThatAt...
4. Braylon Edwards LA Gangstas
5. Joseph Addai Dependable D...
6. Hines Ward Seahorse Rattle
7. Matt Ryan Lost Wolf
8. Larry Johnson Bowtie Beatdown
9. Matt Schaub Super Hotlanta
10. Knowshon Moreno Smallest Coc...
11. Dallas Clark Martz-Free Zone
12. Lee Evans Suitcase=Pansy
Round 6
1. Willie Parker Suitcase=Pansy
2. DeSean Jackson Martz-Free Zone
3. Pittsburgh Smallest Coc...
4. LenDale White Super Hotlanta
5. Baltimore Bowtie Beatdown
6. Leon Washington Lost Wolf
7. Donald Brown Seahorse Rattle
8. Eddie Royal Dependable D...
9. Santonio Holmes LA Gangstas
10. Vincent Jackson WhoWasThatAt...
11. Derrick Ward Paying Other...
12. Lance Moore Maximum Rela...
Round 7
1. Chris Cooley Maximum Rela...
2. Owen Daniels Paying Other...
3. Jonathan Stewart WhoWasThatAt...
4. Cedric Benson LA Gangstas
5. Greg Olsen Dependable D...
6. Derrick Mason Seahorse Rattle
7. Brandon Marshall Lost Wolf
8. Bernard Berrian Bowtie Beatdown
9. Darren Sproles Super Hotlanta
10. Chris Chambers Smallest Coc...
11. Santana Moss Martz-Free Zone
12. Kellen Winslow Suitcase=Pansy
Round 8
1. Jamal Lewis Suitcase=Pansy
2. New York Martz-Free Zone
3. Zach Miller Smallest Coc...
4. Felix Jones Super Hotlanta
5. Beanie Wells Bowtie Beatdown
6. Minnesota Lost Wolf
7. Tennessee Seahorse Rattle
8. Jerricho Cotchery Dependable D...
9. Philadelphia LA Gangstas
10. Kevin Walter WhoWasThatAt...
11. Antonio Bryant Paying Other...
12. Ahmad Bradshaw Maximum Rela...
Round 9
1. Devin Hester Maximum Rela...
2. Jay Cutler Paying Other...
3. Le'Ron McClain WhoWasThatAt...
4. LeSean McCoy LA Gangstas
5. Donnie Avery Dependable D...
6. Fred Jackson Seahorse Rattle
7. Glen Coffee Lost Wolf
8. Donald Driver Bowtie Beatdown
9. John Carlson Super Hotlanta
10. New York Smallest Coc...
11. Fred Taylor Martz-Free Zone
12. Carolina Suitcase=Pansy
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